A toddler kicks a cops ass, the cop is way to strong and twitchy to restrain the toddler and he was hit in the groin. (Call an ambulance) (Cop was born with really strong muscle twitching, not on drugs)

3 year old rushes into active highway to kick another Cop's ass.

A cop is giving a lecture at a school about law enforcement. A toddler raises his hand.

Toddler: "Ass kicking time?"

4 year old tries to put a square block in the circle hole, fails. 4 year old tries to put a cop through the triangle hole, succeeds.

Toddler orders kids 6 peice nuggets, apple slices, and an officer who will now be terminated from service.