A lumberjack cuts an orange tree, lemon tree, lime tree, and grapefruit tree. After cutting the trees, the land owner runs out to speak his mind.

Land owner: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TREES!

Lumberjack: The one thing a lumberjack does.

Land owner: WHY!

Lumberjack: Because I am a lumberjack and I ran out of work.

Land owner: HOW ABOUT YOU RELAX! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT!?

Lumberjack: I don't know how to relax, I only know how to cut trees.

Land owner: LESSON 1!

The land owner beats the lumberjack to a PULP.