A lumberjack cuts an orange tree, lemon tree, lime tree, and grapefruit tree. After cutting the trees, the land owner runs out to speak his mind.

Land owner: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TREES!

Lumberjack: The one thing a lumberjack does.

Land owner: WHY!

Lumberjack: Because I am a lumberjack and I ran out of work.

Land owner: HOW ABOUT YOU RELAX! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT!?

Lumberjack: I don't know how to relax, I only know how to cut trees.

Land owner: LESSON 1!

The land owner beats the lumberjack to a PULP.

Ok fine, I guess I'm Drawing a goth for the first time! Is this how you become a popular artist!? Too many posers! Puh, whatever. The world never changes.

I am a lonley king with a small kingdom. One day I will see virality.

I'm gunna play videogames right now, comics and art will wait. Idk maybe this some bullshit. XD

Yo this GANGSTA Valentine's day PIMPS! One unronmantic move and yall get NO CHOCOLATE! Cupid don't play! This Valentine's! Ain't no game!

Imagine

This aint the place for friends, but I repect yall. I want a clique that vibes real hard to my ambitions. I got friends, but I cant seem to convince them to start a movement. I dream of making really cool shit. I finally know what I need to do. I need to elevate what is around me to improve how things be moving around me. Can't influence shit if im still broke. The reason my world aint moving is cuz I aint movin. Im optimistic and got a good family Im livin with, but I gotta be a great man. I want to be a man with a real reputation. Im a nobody right now, im all talk. I need risk! I need glory! I need to do this shit myself!

Can't be gangster without the gang. What should I do for 50 fans?

Made this in ms paint, feel free to screenshot. Gasstoff

Go on google and search baby komodo dragon right now. I was like thinking about komodo dragons cuz I do that sometimes and I'm like on YouTube and find out that the venom is being used to experiment with blood thinners and like they are BIG lizards and I'm like

How big are the babies LOL!

So yhea.