Go on google and search baby komodo dragon right now. I was like thinking about komodo dragons cuz I do that sometimes and I'm like on YouTube and find out that the venom is being used to experiment with blood thinners and like they are BIG lizards and I'm like

How big are the babies LOL!

So yhea.

WARNING! THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WITH APHANTASIA! THIS JOKE IS ALSO REALLY BAD!

I could never picture myself having aphantasia.

A toddler kicks a cops ass, the cop is way to strong and twitchy to restrain the toddler and he was hit in the groin. (Call an ambulance) (Cop was born with really strong muscle twitching, not on drugs)

3 year old rushes into active highway to kick another Cop's ass.

A cop is giving a lecture at a school about law enforcement. A toddler raises his hand.

Toddler: "Ass kicking time?"

4 year old tries to put a square block in the circle hole, fails. 4 year old tries to put a cop through the triangle hole, succeeds.

Toddler orders kids 6 peice nuggets, apple slices, and an officer who will now be terminated from service.

Sleeping and working, music will come, just wait. I got like 2 songs that gotta wait cuz my homie got a house fire that destroyed his audio equipment too. Prolly gunna be anotha year till at least one of em come out. Still working on a secret collab song and finished another collab song. Got like 3 non collab songs I think are half way finished. Hang tight.

Dudes, I gotta start practicing animation. I've made animations before on my YouTube but they were made on tupi tube and the drawing on there sucks. I've animated on fireplace too but creating frames and layers using the folders is such a chore. I draw with fire alpaca but I need something else to animate with. Maybe I'll ask on forums sometime. I need a program that works close to my style without a ton of ui bloat.

Men, when you stand up and pee, do you pee with the lid up or pee with the lid down. If you pee with the lid down, are you able to keep the lid dry and aim like a pro? If the lid is up, do you still miss?

If you have John Dice, your dice are yellow and your name is Billy and you eat a Ruben.

This post will be written without the consideration of common comprehension as well as without full thought of the purposes to do so, such as to entertain, inform, and/or to persuade.

I am held back by many habits to take on ambitions. I cope and make compromises that I pride myself in as well as feel are a burden. It is good the dream remains overall, but I grow impatient of the pace I move. I am aware that others succeed in reaching the glory they deserve. I want glory, but I face many challenges that do not matter. Right now, I am complaining, but I now take this as a challenge to embrace. My new years resolution is to achieve glory in no longer complaing and in doing things that are hard and have no reason to be on purpose, to prove that others can do the same. I then wish to make fun of thoes who fail to do so due to my habits. There is a good chance that the glory itself of not complaining will replace the desire to belittle others for my entertainment.

Ok fr now I have 666 faves

I Have 666 Faves