I still suck at spelling and I should prolly go to smelling class but I have constitution in my ears not by butt so I have to go to the doctor first. The doctor is not scary you guys, scary docotors are scary becuase they are evil and work in the evil hospital. If you see an evil ambulance that is dark and has evil red eyes and evil orange horns. The evil ambulance will not take you to home after your visit it will take you to homestuck and you will be homestuck forever. Evil doctors suck because they are ghoulish and will turn you into a monster or just do normal medical practice without consent. That is very illegle but the police wont stop the evil doctors because they live in an evil volcano land full of evil things and it is very spooky. If you are sick or a shot or stabbed or you fall and brake your bones or have compuzzle complicated injurys then call a nice doctor not an evil doctor. If you call a nice doctor, a happy ambulance will come and they will play really really cool music like Nelly, Usher, Warren G, Snoop Dog, Kenny Rogers, Jhonny Cash, and Sabbaton. The nice ambulance can not play other cool evil songs because of cencorship and jesus. Jesus is really cool and does listen to cool music but he does not want people to know that he listens to evil music and metal n stuff because then he will be enbarresed and cry and piss his pants. The nice ambulance might be pink and thats too girly but sometimes you have to deal with that because the LGBTQ community is getting stronger and you have to be nice to them because they worked really hard to stand up to bullies who long ago got kissed by thier same gender and got very angry and sad so they want to hide it by kissing their opposite gender and silincing others. I think the bullies should go to a nice doctor because I think the evil doctors will just make the bullies kiss like an ulgy golem full of moss. When the nice ambulance takes you to the good hospital, the doctors will play horns and drums and march and welcome you. You then wait and watch tv and then a doctor will call you into the doctor room for medical stuff. Sometimes the doctor says confusing things so you need an adult to listen so you can think about something else. After the doctor heals you, they give you some candy and tell you how to not get hurt again.